WHEN HE SAID HE WAS CLEAN
next day I woke up with a soar throat:
May 2012
11 posts
WHEN A HOT DADDY SAYS HE IS ONLY LOOKING FOR SOMEONE "HIS AGE"
i’m like:
WHEN I TELL SOMEONE HE'S HOT ON SCRUFF AND THEN HE SENDS AN UGLY PICTURE
WHEN I HEARD THE NEW SCISSOR SISTERS ALBUM
i was all like:
AFTER 10 DRINKS AND ME AND MY FRIEND DECIDES GETTING IN THE POOL AT LE BAIN IS A GREAT IDEA
we’re like:
WHEN I WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING STILL DRUNK
first i’m like:
two hours later:
WHEN I GET OFF WORK
everyday i’m like:
WHEN MY EX GETS DUMPED
i’m like:
WHEN THEY PLAY BEYONCE AT THE CLUB
and i’m like:
CHECKING MY BANK ACCOUNT THE MORNING AFTER
WHEN THE BARTENDER TAKES AN ORDER FROM SOMEONE ELSE EVEN THOUGH I WAS THERE FIRST
when I’m sober:
when I’m drunk:
