#yetanotheroneofthose

WHEN HE SAID HE WAS CLEAN

next day I woke up with a soar throat:

WHEN A HOT DADDY SAYS HE IS ONLY LOOKING FOR SOMEONE “HIS AGE”

i’m like:

WHEN I TELL SOMEONE HE’S HOT ON SCRUFF AND THEN HE SENDS AN UGLY PICTURE

WHEN I HEARD THE NEW SCISSOR SISTERS ALBUM

i was all like:

AFTER 10 DRINKS AND ME AND MY FRIEND DECIDES GETTING IN THE POOL AT LE BAIN IS A GREAT IDEA

we’re like:

WHEN I WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING STILL DRUNK

first i’m like:

two hours later:

WHEN I GET OFF WORK

everyday i’m like:

WHEN MY EX GETS DUMPED

i’m like:

WHEN THEY PLAY BEYONCE AT THE CLUB

and i’m like:

CHECKING MY BANK ACCOUNT THE MORNING AFTER